This is the season of miracles. So let's call this the Miracle of the Humongous Squash.
You may be a subscriber of Imperfect Foods. If not, you may by now have at least heard of this company that delivers produce (and a line of packaged goods recently added to the lineup) to your door. The company was founded just a few years ago with a commitment to fighting food waste. Despite the name, the produce they ship is more likely to be surplus than imperfect.
But I laughed out loud when I got my last box. Inside was this enormous butternut squash, weighing in at 4-1/2 pounds. Don't know if I've seen one bigger.
When I reached a certain age (I think it was 55), I started joking that my biggest fear was being the subject of the headline "Elderly Man Mugged." But I briefly contemplated carrying this squash around in my briefcase, because it would be awesome to be the subject of the headline, "Elderly man fends off mugger with giant squash."
That is one big squash. Photos: Bob Benenson


Better judgment prevailed, so I decided to make a couple of dishes with this feed-your-whole-family Cucurbitaceae. And though I feared I might have to borrow a chainsaw, it proved delightfully yielding to my chef's knife, and because of its (much) bigger surface area, was actually easier to peel than your average butternut.
I ended up making three things: a squash soup made with carrots, celery, onion and homemade chicken broth; cubed and roasted squash with a maple cinnamon glaze; and roasted and salted seeds (Never, ever throw out the seeds! They make delicious snacks.)
So there you have it. No Squash Too Big. I can't promise you it would last you eight days. But it might.
Here are some recipes.
Butternut Squash Soup
Note: I love pureed vegetable soups, which is why my immersion blender (aka stick blender) is one of my favorite tools — you can puree the soup right in the pot in which you've cooked it. If you're like me, then the size of the chunks of vegetables is immaterial, since they are all getting pulverized in the end. If you prefer brothy soups, decide when you're chopping how big you want the vegetable pieces to be.
Roasted and Glazed Butternut Squash
This one, like most roasted vegetables, is ridiculously easy.
Roasted Squash Seeds
Cleaning the seeds out of the gunky core of a squash is a bit messy, but roasting them is super easy. Nothing but oil and salt here, but play with the fats (different oils, bacon fat, etc.) or seasonings (Cajun roasted seeds, anyone?)